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Hey! Guess what! I made a horror movie……trailer. But still, it was pretty good. Take a look at it here:
So, we made this movie trailer with iMovie. The monster was my amazing pickle Rick outfit, and my group consisted of myself, Nik, Izzy, and Grace.
Make sure to be on the lookout for Night Of The Living Pickle 2: The Repickling.
Until Next Time Jason Guan
World Renowned Pickle Actor
Greetings, earthlings. Commander Jason here. Today, I’m going to be talking about my favourite holiday, Halloween. But before we start, I want to make a request. If possible, I’d like you all to play spooky scary skeletons while you read. Does that sound OK? Alright. So sit down, buckle up, and prepare for a spoooooooky ride. Oh wait! I almost forgot. Here’s a special Halloween meme.
So, the thing is, this post isn’t something we all have to do. I’m just gonna write for you, my faithful readers, because I love Halloween. And also because I’m bored. So, without further ado, prepare to hear about my favourite time of the year, (sorry Christmas) Halloween.
So, first on the ol’ agenda is costumes. For Halloween, I am going to be everyone’s favourite pickle, Pickle Rick. If you do not know who that is, you’re living under a rock. Seriously. Watch Rick And Morty. My pickle rick costume is supposed to look like this.
Unfortunately, I’m not exactly the best at arts and crafts, so my costume is probably going to end up looking like this.
What are you going to be for Halloween? Oh man, I sound like the guy who plays the main character in a kid’s show. But seriously, feel free to leave a comment below telling me what you’re being for Halloween.
Next, let’s talk about decorations. My family and I do not put up decorations because there are basically no kids in my hood. Also, no one visits me. I’d ask you, the reader, to come over, but I really don’t feel comfortable sharing my address online.
Finally, let’s talk about the fuel of the fifth grader, candy. I like candy. You can probably tell. If you have read my about me page, you should know that my favourite candies are skittles and airheads. Unfortunately for me, those are two of the rarest candies that people hand out. Getting an airhead while trick or treating is about as rare as Emerson going one day without eating a muffin. Yeah. Think about that for a second. I’d hand out airheads and skittles is people actually trick or treated in my neighbourhood, but they don’t. Too bad. Also, feel free to comment your favourite type of candy in the comment section.
Alright. That wraps up my spooooky post. I hope you enjoyed this post. Make sure to comment down below your Halloween costume and your favourite candy for a chance to win a special Jason’s Special Halloween Prize Pack! Just kidding. You don’t actually get a prize pack. But if you comment, you will recieve a special, handwritten reply from yours truly. Alright. See you amigos next time.
Until Next Time, Jason Guan
AKA The Spooky Pickle