My user manual

I was supposed to make this post like a month ago but forgot so here it is now.

 

 

User Manual: Julian Nobles

Brand: PLP student 

Model: Julian Nobles iOS 1.3.7 

 

PRODUCT GUIDE 

Congratulations on your new PLP Student/Classmate, Julian Nobles, Commonly referred to as “J”(everyone) “JJ” (legacy version only) “Jules” (people related to me) or just “Julian” your new student comes with functions including, but not limited to, the following:

  • Making references related to swords even when speaking to people that don’t know much about swords
  • Letting homework pile up
  • Occasionally ascending to the realm of creativity where he may be temporarily unreachable

GETTING STARTED 

  • You may find your new Julian somewhat introverted at first. However, once you have engaged this model in conversation, don’t expect it to end any time soon. 

ACCESSIBILITY 

Julian will never respond to email. Ever. 

You may be able to reach him by iMessage/phone call at “my phone number”. (were not supposed to share address or phone number.)

The most effective way to contact Julian is via Discord.  However this access requires purchasing the “Friend” DLC.

SETTINGS

Your new device has 3 settings 

  • Setting 1: Learner, in this setting your julian will be curious and absorb information (even though it doesn’t look like it), printer connectivity will not work as effectively.
  • Setting 2: Gamer, this is the default setting, you will need to give your julian explicit instructions to enter another state.
  • Setting 3: Maker, in this setting this model will create works of art, games, stories, world, and random spaceships. 

WARNINGS

  • Device may appear unresponsive from time to time. Call it by name and it will usually reset. 
  • Do not suggest to your Julian that Katanas are a superior sword unless you have a lot of time to waste arguing (or have a legitimate desire to learn about Medieval European Weaponry)
  • This model may not respond to the same musical genres as many similar models. Keep an open mind and you may learn some cool new songs. 

TROUBLESHOOTING 

Problem Solution
Forgets what we’re doing sometimes idk I forgot what we’re doing 
Gets distracted Ask question he will inference what you are talking about or the answer (he may know it already) he will then think “that was close” and pay more attention 
Goes to a friends house till 8 then has a bath that causes him to be unable to do his homework  We don’t know why this glitch occurs and we can’t fix it but luckily it’s quite rare we’re still working on a solution 
Device appears laggy Apply chocolate or good music

TIPS TO MAINTAIN OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE 

Device needs regular meals and adequate rest time. 

The Student mode functions best when Maker mode is running simultaneously. 

GUIDE TO THIS MODEL’S MUSIC PREFERENCES 

This models music preferences are different than most People brand designs (I can’t find a tm symbol)

This model enjoys the following music 

  • Anything by Two steps from hell (favs are “Flight of the Silver bird” and “protectors of the earth”)
  • Sogno di volare (the dream of flight) by Christopher tin
  • Most songs from Sabaton (favs are “Hearts of iron” “1 6 4 8” and “Winged Hussars”)
  • “Break the cycle” by shady cicada 
  • Hollow knight soundtrack (favs are “Enter Hallownest” and “mantis lords”.)

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