The commenting commandments

Oi you there, go through these before you comment on my blog. 1: no profanity or inappropriate references. 2: no one liners, i don’t want any one line boring comments like “i like your dog”. 3: no hate or correcting anyone especially me. 4: high iq comments only. 5: if you want me to respond add links to your blog. Now you know how to comment properly on my blog!!!